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lol If only they had spit roasted her, she wouldn't be able to explain it to the police. Cop: "Sorry ma'am, which Scott was which?" Lucy: "I don't know! I don't interrogate strangers who want to fuck me! What am I? Close-minded? Geezuz! Mouth Scott had the bigger penis - can't you go check? I never forget a dick!" Cop: "Saints preserve us..." Lucy: "And OMG, don't call me ma'am, I'm like your daughters age! Your cute, naughty daughter who wears short skirts...UUUUHHHH I feel a threesome coming on!" Cop: "Ma'am! There is smoke coming from your crotch!" Lucy: "UUUUH! And bring the handcuffs! AHHH!" *pencil ticks Rice Purity 61, 62, 83, questionmark 99*